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#76 ghazala

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Posted 05 March 2012 - 12:47 PM

:rofl:



awesome just watch hahahhahahha! foolish ppl hahhahaa who said he is a terrorist :P

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Posted 08 March 2012 - 11:49 AM

MashaAllah ! this is just so cute ... <3 * a billion times Posted Image
Father and son while praying :) ...

http://www.youtube.c...d&v=5PGls9KIJKM

Edited by ghazala, 08 March 2012 - 11:50 AM.


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Posted 08 March 2012 - 01:06 PM

View Postghazala, on 01 January 2012 - 01:13 PM, said:

During the 1st year of marriage the husband talks and the wife listens, during the 2nd year of marriage the wife talks and the husband listens and during the 3rd year of marriage, both of them talk and the neighbours listen."-[Sheikh Reda Bedeir]

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lol love this one

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Posted 08 March 2012 - 01:13 PM

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I'll post one since sis ghazala is the only one contributing here lol

A brilliant young boy was applying for a job with the railways.
The interviewer asked him: "Do you know how to use the equipment?"
"Yes", the boy replied. "Then what would you do if you realized that 2 trains, one from this station and one from the next were going to crash because they were on the same track?"
The young applicant thought and replied "I'd press the button to change the points without hesitation."
"What if the button was frozen and wouldn't work?" "I'd run outside and pull the lever to change the points manually"
"And if the lever was broken?" "I'd get on the phone to the next station and tell them to change the points," he replied.
"And if the phone was broken and needed an electrician to fix it?" The boy thought about that one.
"I'd run into town and get my uncle" "Is your uncle an electrician?" "No, but he's never seen a train crash before!!"

#80 ghazala

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 04:01 PM

LOL! haha that was really a good one bro :) :jazak:

i really appreciate it :) for the contribution ... barakAllahu feek ... hope you come up regularly and do post some good posts inshaAllah :)


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Posted 10 March 2012 - 09:39 AM

View Postsahil786, on 08 March 2012 - 01:13 PM, said:

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I'll post one since sis ghazala is the only one contributing here lol

A brilliant young boy was applying for a job with the railways.
The interviewer asked him: "Do you know how to use the equipment?"
"Yes", the boy replied. "Then what would you do if you realized that 2 trains, one from this station and one from the next were going to crash because they were on the same track?"
The young applicant thought and replied "I'd press the button to change the points without hesitation."
"What if the button was frozen and wouldn't work?" "I'd run outside and pull the lever to change the points manually"
"And if the lever was broken?" "I'd get on the phone to the next station and tell them to change the points," he replied.
"And if the phone was broken and needed an electrician to fix it?" The boy thought about that one.
"I'd run into town and get my uncle" "Is your uncle an electrician?" "No, but he's never seen a train crash before!!"

nice one..

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Posted 10 March 2012 - 04:48 PM

Strength of Umar (R.A) and His words about his wife: A Lesson

LOL!

listen to the last part where : haza (ra) listens at the door that umar(ra)'s wife giving him(umar) hard time ... and then he is walking back ... mashaAllah !





http://www.youtube.c...v=A0nFSh4gtNA#!

Edited by ghazala, 10 March 2012 - 04:54 PM.


#83 sahil786

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Posted 12 March 2012 - 08:49 AM

If animals/insects used facebook or twitter,these
are most likely to be their Status
Updates:

Limeroach: Managed to skip from
some one’s foot step.. Man, I lead
a dangerous lifestyle! :P

Cat: My 7th child is asking who is
her dad..what shall I tell her??, I
don’t even remember :D

Chicken: If tomorrow I am not
updating my status, means I am
being served at KFC. Love you all

Octopus: I have just refilled my
ink..horray!! ^_^

Pig: Oh gosh they throw the
gossips that I am spreading flu…

Goat : Friends, don’t go out, Eid
holiday is coming :'(
Pig writes a comment on Goat’s
status: "Luckily I am haram" |4
likes (y)|
Goat replies: "Don’t you
remember that after Eid is the
Chinese new year..?
11 likes (y) :D

#84 ghazala

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Posted 12 March 2012 - 12:23 PM

Chicken: If tomorrow I am not
updating my status, means I am
being served at KFC. Love you all

lol and that goat and pig one was awesome :) haha ... at chinese new year lol ...

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Posted 12 March 2012 - 02:30 PM

lol will post more tomorrow inshallah

this place has really gone quiet... :( what other forums do you participate on that has islamic discussion?

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Posted 12 March 2012 - 03:47 PM

:( at present none brother :) but inshaAllah im planning to go to other forums and then give them dawah to come to this forum inshaAllah :)

let me know how that will be ? inshaAllah ...

#87 sahil786

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 09:29 AM

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 12:31 PM

LOL ! thats awesome and humors :)

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 01:59 PM

On a light note:
Sheikh Google Ibn BBM Al-Internetie, along with Imam Facebook, Hazrat WhatsApp and Moulana Twitter, issues more fatwas than any Mufti these days. Posted Image

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Posted 14 March 2012 - 03:23 AM

^ lol nice one



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